If then when.

cover letter--a bit wordy, though

I am a bonafide English nerd with travel credentials and an interest in creative non-fiction, and I'm looking for a part-time job that teaches me marketable skills without forcing me to remove my nose from quality literature.

hiatus

Jack Dye's moustache was the most airborne object at the Wild West Balloon Fest.

Y poco son los que van a zafar.~Viejas Locas, "Homero"

forbidden words

When I worked at our community newspaper, we weren't allowed to use the words "moist" or "tender"--luckily, we didn't write many food reviews. A few alternative terms to describe chicken, most of them disgusting:
It was slightly damp.
When prodded with a fork, the flesh sprung back.
On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being raw, 10 being overcooked, it was a 5.

August 1

Rabbit, rabbit, fuckin' rabbit.~apparently a means of making the month start off well.

mediocre

Thursday--Let's leave after Edward admits he's a vampire--it's all love and war after that, which has been done before. Also, the mosquitoes are out.~on viewing Twilight on an outdoor screen

Friday--You can't bring sand to the beach~an expression I just learned